So in 2008 Bush begins his last year in the White House, a year during which he plans to travel the globe extensively (first stop, Rand McNally!) in order to improve the U.S.’ image and “extend his legacy beyond Iraq”. How so, by invading other nations? Well if so, here are some suggestions for Bush…(Note this list is a joke, im not serious in suggesting we invade these nations.)
Cuba: Wouldn’t Bush love to be the one to finally end Castro’s rule over Cuba, we’ve only been trying for 50 years. That’s longer than his dad spent trying to take out Saddam. Plus he’s communist, and we hate that right (the whole Cold War thing). If we really wanted to spread democracy don’t you think we would’ve started here?
China: See Cuba…oh wait their “capitalist” system “makes” us money…well at least the top 2%.
Venezuela: Friend of Castro’s + friend of socialism = enemy of the U.S. Come on Bush, if we’re so worried bout Hugo Chavez let’s just bomb him silly. Don’t you know he’s sitting on oil too.
North Korea: Communist dictatorship, check. Anti-U.S., check. And they actually have WMD’s. Bush fell asleep on this one, probably couldn’t find it on the map.
Vietnam: Let’s finish what we started and take this blemish off our records.
Chile: Their flag looks like that of Texas. Copy cat s.o.b., you just don’t mess with Texas like that.
Russia: Remember why it was called the Cold War? Because it was so boring. Let’s heat this baby up, maybe actually drop a bomb or two.
Mexico: Our neighbor to the south is pumping in tons of cocaine and marijuana, and the bad stuff too, not the good bud from Canada. They’re destroying our nation in many ways, so why shouldn’t we invade? Just think, we should fight them there before they all come…nevermind.
Here you go Bush, just some suggestions, but who knows what your thinking, you're a tricky guy...We think you're in the west, you're in the east. We think you're in the north, you're in the south on us. We think you're in the White House doing work, you're in Texas on vacation for 5 months. You're always keeping us guessing.